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WOKE UP MARRIED

You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married!
How to Play:
Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.

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THE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE NOTES MEME

1. Post your character trying to convey information.
2. SURPRISE SURPRISE. You cannot text. Therefore you must use whatever you have available to write a passive-aggressive note conveying your point of view. Post-It note on the fridge, anyone? Multiple starter notes are allowed. Blank toplevels are not.
3. Tagging in? Assume the note is for you! Or if you prefer, for a mutual canonmate or even an NPC you made up. Assume some CR if you need to - colleagues? Housemates? Neighbours? Yes, and...? Have fun with it.
4. Profit!

weebsock posting in

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the hurt/comfort meme

( tl;dr )
( I only care about the prompts )

picturethat posting in

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THE BODY HEAT MEME

Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.

Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.

A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!

So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!

Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

trackeds posting in

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The Swear Myself to You Meme
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cutenonny posting in

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soulmate meme ;
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂

type of au;

1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time
5. choose your own, i'm definitely missing a milly because i'm lazy, pick your own

situation;

1. first meeting, you've never met this person before.
2. childhood mates, you've always known this person -- but on one particular birthday, everything changes.
3. together, you've been in a relationship for awhile now! happily wed or not, you decide.
4. not together, you've known you're soul mates for a long time, and yet have avoided a relationship.
5. choose your own, self explanatory c:

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tfln, tumblr, or wayback machine

forthemayqueen posting in

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① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

memememem posting in

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the mermaid meme

• comment
• respond to others
• one of you is a mermaid
• the other one of you might not be
• or you're both mermaids, mlm
• or maybe neither of you are? and you're looking for mermaids?
• could be two pirates, plp
• w/e it's mermay you should know what to do by now

asoftermeme posting in

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Would You Rather...?
How to Play
One person asks "Would you rather...?" followed by two options. They can range from mundane to outrageously horrific: be a cat OR be a dog, save starving children in Africa OR have a real working lightsaber, etc. Others decide which they would choose of the two given options. Friendships are created or destroyed.

The Rules
1. Comment with your character with a "Would you rather...?" starter. 2. Respond to other characters with your character's choice out of two (probably horrible) choices. 3. DISCUSS.

Credit to

cherrytrees
Need some ideas? Here's a site.

firstofherusername posting in

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Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This ~~hole~~ meme was made for you!

RULES:

Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.

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invasive questions!

Questions that you'd probably not answer in polite company. They're awkward, embarrassing, and really get at the heart of what goes on upstairs when no one else is around. But, through these TMI questions, we can all get to know each other better and form deeper connections. And isn't that what embarrassment is all about?

HOW to JOIN

Post your character with some prefs if you choose.
Let people get all up in your business!
Bond, grow, cringe, die.

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ATTRACTION

▶ Name + info + prefs. you know the ropes.

▶ Others will toss the 🧲 symbol your way if they're interested in your character, whether they'd admit to it except under meme magic or not.

▶ Gawk at who's into who. Call somebody out for lying, if you believe that they are! Thread thread thread.

omggirlonthenet posting in

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THE HUNGER GAMES MEME

Congratulations, Tribute.

You have been selected to participate in the Hunger Games.

The rules are simple: there can only be one victor.
You have to kill everyone else or die.

The last one standing wins.
May the odds be in your favour.

⚔
( cut for length )
Let the Games begin.

sarafina posting in

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RIGHT PLACE, RIGHT TIME

Face it: you aren't getting out of this pickle unscathed. How you got here, the specifics, don't matter. All that counts is that you're at the end of your rope. Kiss your butt goodbye!

Except someone just happens to step in at the nick of time. You're saved! Hallelujah! Uh, they are here to help...

...probably.

RULES
○ Comment with your character, prefs, etc.
○ Tag around.

PROMPTS
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dontcryformememetina posting in

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SECRET ADMIRER meme

You're in love with them, but they don't know it and you have no real intention of changing this. Whether it's because you don't want to admit anything to yourself, can't handle rejection, don't think you're good enough, or have no real experience with this kind of thing, your lips are sealed...for now. And maybe forever, if you're contented to love them from afar.

That is, if the object of your affection doesn't figure you out first.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character, preferences, and whether they'd be the admirer or the admired.
Reply to others.
RNG it or not.

PROMPTS
( they're under here )

mirrormirrormeme posting in

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au symbol starters
→ comment with your character + prefs..
→ others send in an emoji to ask for a specified au starter/verse from you.
→ reality is sometimes disappointing, but it doesn't have to be!
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shiftyeyed posting in

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kissing. that's it, that's the meme.

ONE: comment with your character and preferences.
TWO: you're kissing.
THREE: reply to others.
FOUR: no, seriously, they're kissing.
FIVE: whether there's backstory behind it, whether this has been building-building-BUILDING up or you've just met or you've been cursed by the universal, non-season specific hanging festive object of your choice and you can't escape until you smooch OR you literally just tripped into somebody's lips, if doesn't matter. btw it doesn't have to be on the mouth. live your best creative life.
SIX: it's a thing. it's happening. so you probably better let the people in the back know if you want assumed CR, gentle kisses on the forehead only, if you prefer gen/platonic kisses for the kids, crack threads, frenching, one-sided or misunderstood intentions and mistaken identities, whatevs.
SEVEN: kissin'. kiss kiss fall in love motherf-

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have a drink
a status effect meme

A staple of the DWRP game experience: take a drink and deal with the consequences.
That's it. That's the meme.

Where these drinks are popping up is to you. Characters could be at a party, and summer festival, a sporting event, an office party... the sky's the limit, really. Just take a swig and suffer for a while. Could be minutes, could be hours. These drinks are mysterious like that.

how to play

1. Drop your character and which of these drinks they're under the influence of.

2. Tag in, take a shot, get weird.

🍸🍹🥂 bottoms up!

cherry lemonade Only speak the truth.

raspberry iced tea Only tell lies.

sweetened hot cocoa Lose one of your sense for a while. Sight, taste, hearing, etc.

root beer float Hypersensitivity. Everything feels like it's hitting you in 4K.

southern honey whiskey Become more drunk than you've ever been in your life. Oh, Lord, someone needs to get you home.

octopus ice shake The walls are closing in, everyone's out to get you, massive paranoia, hella hysteria.

gas station soda High energy, it's bursting out of you. You can't sit still. You can't be contained.

fresh-squeezed orange juice Personality swap. Whoever tags in, you're feeling more like them, and they're feeling more like you.

high-end martini Love at first sight. The first person you see is your paramour. You're pretty sure you've always felt this way...

morning mocha Compelled to confess. Those deep, dark, horrible things you've been holding in all come tumbling out. What a mess.

mambo sauce malt Hot, hot, heat. The horny one. We know what we're here for.

water This one doesn't do anything, but it's important to stay hydrated.

wildcard Make your own drink. Or, worse, do that thing where you mix all the drinks into one and chug it down. Hey, we're not your parents.

mirrormirrormeme posting in

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The Personal Hygiene Intimacy Meme

Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

Comment with your character and preferences.
Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
Reply to others and use the RNG.

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shiftyeyed in bakerstreet - Woke up married
dontcryformememetina in bakerstreet - PA NOTES
weebsock in bakerstreet - hc.
picturethat in bakerstreet - Body heat
trackeds in bakerstreet - tfw you will never have a handsome, angst-ridden bodyguard. why live?
cutenonny in bakerstreet - You are a soul, and you have a fleshy mech suit.
sockfootage in bakerstreet - tfln
forthemayqueen in bakerstreet - Sent
memememem in bakerstreet - (no subject)
asoftermeme in bakerstreet - Would you rather
firstofherusername in bakerstreet - Mid fuck meme
parrygripp in bakerstreet - those are inside thoughts
memeboogeyman in bakerstreet - Drawn to you
omggirlonthenet in bakerstreet - Welcome to Panem
sarafina in bakerstreet - Right timing
dontcryformememetina in bakerstreet - Secret admirer
mirrormirrormeme in bakerstreet - Send it to the shadow realm
shiftyeyed in bakerstreet - Kiss
liltuna in bakerstreet - Why're you babysitting only two or three shots?
mirrormirrormeme in bakerstreet - I like your hair

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